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1. The king of a small Island in the Indian Ocean set up a challenge where the prize was to marry his beautiful daughter. All that the contestants had to do was to bring 10 of the same fruit to the test.
The first man arrived with 10 apples. He was told that the test was to put all 10 fruit up his bum without making a noise. After the second apple he screamed in pain and was killed.
The second man came in wih 10 grapes. He began the test 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, and on the 9th grape he burst out laughing. The two men met up as ghosts. The first man asked the second "why did you laugh, you so nearly won?" The second man replied "because I saw a third man coming in with 10 pineapples!"
Posted by MFP!

2. Did you hear about the stupid tug-of-war team? They were disqualified for pushing!
Posted by BananaMan
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